Meeting called to order at 11 AM at secret Burger King on S. Carrollton.
Present: Lord David the Pirate Artist, Adrastos, Howie Luvzus, some guy we just met who calls himself Blade.
Absent (Unexcused): Chris Owens
Absent (Excused): Elizabeth Swan, Keira Knightley, Anne Bonny, Dido, that hot girl from the Matrix, Arwen the elf, and Padme Amidala.
Amend the Skull Club's constitution to condemn Jack Sparrow as an unauthentic pirate (brought to floor by Lord David). Amendment passed 3-0.
Condemn secret Burger King for being lame, and motion to meet next time at Chris Owens' nightclub. Lord David the Pirate Artist reminded Skull Club members that he lost his fake I.D. at the Rocky Horror Picture Show marathon in Branson Missouri. Motion defeated 0-3.
Howie Luvzus said the skull on the logo looked too depressing and asked that it be replaced with a Baptist crucifixion. Motion failed by a 2-1 vote.
Adrastos asked for further clarification on club's motto, "You tell, you die." He asked if he could tell his wife Dr. A. Lord David said no. Howie Luvzus asked if it meant that you died emotionally or if your heart actually stopped beating. Lord David said it meant you really died. Howie renounced his membership at that point and left the secret Burger King, taking what was left of his triple whopper with cheese and ketchup-stained paper crown. Lord David yelled that Howie better not tell anyone about the skull club while making a gesture of running his finger along his throat to simulate decapitation.
Adrastos asked if Lord David the Pirate Artist really invited Arwen, or if he was just "pulling his chain." Lord David said he left a comment on an elf blog he thought was frequented by Arwen.
There was no new business. Lord David, looking at his Jack Sparrow pocket watch, said he forgot to set the timer on his mom's VCR for MST3K. Adrastos returned to his sad life of selling tiles with pictures of cats.
Meeting adjourned at 11:20 AM