I saw this sign at the Mid-City library. Are oystery hands OK? What about lobstery? But seriously, there are crawfish everywhere this time of year. When I walk to work I see crawfish heads, tails, and pinchers all over the streets and sidewalks. The crawfishy carnage reminds me of the Eid al-Adha feasts in Jordan and Palestine, where you would see goat body parts all over the street for a couple of weeks. Speaking of goats, did you ever notice how Adrastos has "goaty" hands?
Later note: Adrastos plagiarizes this post and spells "library" incorrectly. What a malaka!