My life is dramatically better today because I wisely purchased two products to change the quality of my life.
Exhibit A is this Indiana Jones Voodoo Doll keychain I just got from Geek World:
Exhibit B is a swim-suit clad buxom rubber chicken with bunny ears. It honks when you squeeze it, our dog Kochise both hates it and loves it, and I call it "Therese." We got it at Petcetera on Magazine Street, and I see they sell it online. They call it the Playbunny Chicken: