Monday, April 07, 2008

Oprah and Me Got a Bun in My Oven

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Oh my God, I just realized that I'm pregnant, and Oprah is the father. And tell that bitch Thomas Beatie that Oprah and I did it without a uterus.

4 Comments:

Blogger LisaPal said...

Congratulations, Michael. If you're going to be pregnant and over 40, you should definitely have a baby daddy who can take real good care of you. Please remember to invite me to the shower.

3:51 AM  
Anonymous adrastos said...

Dude, how does Therese stand this? A one nighter with Oprah; appalling taste.

2:15 PM  
Blogger Michael Homan said...

It started off with me and Stedman Graham just downing a couple of beers and watching the big game. I high-fived Stedman too hard, I guess. Then Oprah said she needed a backrub and Stedman was out (hurt hands from high five), so I volunteered. Then Oprah was all into how much I knew about the biblical character Orpah who she was named after but her parents spelled it wrong. Now of course Oprah is denying everything. I hope to surprise her with paternity results on Morry's show. Oh, and Therese doesn't know anything about this, so keep it hush hush.

3:52 PM  
Blogger Sue said...

Enkidu? Humbaba? Or are you going to move to another set of myths for a name??

9:46 AM  

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