Someone Reading My Words

I just heard from Wiley Publishing that The Bible for Dummies is going to be made into an Audio Book. I would like to suggest that they hire Mayor Ray Nagin for the voice, but with the following caveat: stage a fake hurricane, get him all stressed out, liquored up, and medicated, and then give him the book and a phone and tell him that Garland Robinette wants him to read the book to America. Hit the recording button and you've got gold. Probably even a Grammy.