Tuesday, February 17, 2009

Bad Mardi Gras Gris Gris

Some strange things are taking place, but perhaps I'm being paranoid. First I think I'm the victim of espionage. My office is on the third floor of the administration building at Xavier, and for the past 3 days this guy has been working on a scaffolding outside my window. Also note that he has a suspicious looking mustache.
Second, Therese isn't wearing her wedding ring. She said it's being "cleaned," but with Mardi Gras a week away, I suspect she had so much fun as "Major Assets" with Krewe du Vieux that she's steppin' out.

Things could certainly be worse I guess. It's not like the Saints cut Deuce McAllister, or like a major science organization is boycotting New Orleans and Louisiana for a convention because we're not evolution theory friendly. That would be really bad.

Oh shit, Deeeeuuuuuucccceeee and Booooobbbbbbyyyyyyy. Can't the governor exorcise these demons?


Anonymous adrastos said...

Poor parrot boy. Therese was mos def strutting her stuff at kdv. Is the guy at the window Howie?

2:01 PM  
Blogger Michael Homan said...

It's not Howie. I know because the rope holding up the scaffolding is a gauge that can only hold about 300 pounds from the looks of it. At first I thought the guy out my window was you Adrastos trying to make free international calls to Malakaland on my desk phone. By the way, you have to dial 8 to get long-distance.

2:08 PM  
Anonymous Marco said...

I start to worry if the head of guy on the ladder slowly grows larger and he appears with a malaka parrot on his shoulder.

9:05 AM  

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