The Malaka Revisited

Everyone's favorite big-headed tile peddler from the Agora, the bald blogger named Adrastos, who serves as a part-time nemesis to yours truly, is at it again. He accuses my recent post, the one about Chris Owens, the many-years-old burlesque-in-public performer, of agism. In response I give you exhibit A:

Here we see a representation of Chris Owens, one that was forged out of molten bronze ore thousands of years old and worked and experimented on meticulously and often by a sculptor, and to the left we see a statue. The real question though here involves said statue. Are those maracas or Malakas? Hint: It's a trick question.