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Saturday, January 10, 2009
Homan's Amazing Parrot Freaked Out by Adrastos' Giant Head
Yesterday Adrastos, my blogging nemesis who has a very big head (size 9 3/4) thought he found my parrot in Greece. He was mistaken. This is my parrot:
That's not a parrot you lying malaka. As for my head, it's a sign of stardom and intelligence. You appall me. How does Therese stand your Tom and Jerry foolery?
I tried to buy a parrot at this shop down on Jackson Square, but it was dead and the big headed shopkeeper wouldn't take it back. He kept trying to sell me floor tiles.
Could the David above be Lord David??? Loki always said someday we'd be friends... Anyway, if so, I'd like to buy Lord David a beer sometime and briefly chat. Problem is I go to bed pretty early and it seems Lord David is more of a night parrot.
That's not a parrot you lying malaka. As for my head, it's a sign of stardom and intelligence. You appall me. How does Therese stand your Tom and Jerry foolery?
ReplyDeleteDon't be dissing my Quaker PARROT, you big headed malaka. Big heads are usually signs of pre-human species, as in Neanderthal.
ReplyDeleteI have no opinion on the feud, but Quaker Parrots are extremely cool.
ReplyDeleteUPDATE: Adrastos just emailed me "confidentially" and said "The video was hilarious but I'll deny that I ever said that..."
ReplyDeleteYou're a real piece of something, you know that. I deny that categorically, malaka.
ReplyDeleteI tried to buy a parrot at this shop down on Jackson Square, but it was dead and the big headed shopkeeper wouldn't take it back. He kept trying to sell me floor tiles.
ReplyDeletehttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4vuW6tQ0218
Floor tiles with big headed parrots on them?
ReplyDeleteI'm so glad to learn someone has a larger (significantly larger) head than me.
ReplyDeleteCould the David above be Lord David??? Loki always said someday we'd be friends... Anyway, if so, I'd like to buy Lord David a beer sometime and briefly chat. Problem is I go to bed pretty early and it seems Lord David is more of a night parrot.
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