People who have met Chris Owens all seem to have been positively impressed by her. I would hate to be disrespecting nice people, so Chris, if you're out there reading this, I'm sorry for my previous posts. Can I come hang on your balcony for Mardi Gras?
Okay, remember Jackie Clarkson's awesome, if slightly cryptic introduction at French Quarter Fest? "Ladies and gentlemen... the inevitable Chris Owens."
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You should apologize in person at the next Skull Club meeting.....
ReplyDeleteOK, when and where? You gotta hook me up Loki. Lord David the Pirate Artist won't tell me, citing the motto "You tell, you die." Will it be at the secret Burger King again?
ReplyDeleteYou'll be looking older than Chris Owens before you ever walk in my door. Keep wanking at your mom's house.
ReplyDeleteLord David the Pirate Artist, can't you at least hook me up with one of your "Skull Club: You Tell You Die" shirts? That was a good one about wanking at my mom's house by the way. I'm sort of missing Adrastos as my nemesis, as he wasn't so witty and didn't make me cry like you, Lord David the Pirate Artist.
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